Jordan

Amazing husband with a unique personality that has such a perfect life ahead of him with his wife that he is not going to throw away because he promised he would stay

“Jordan is amazinggg”

by Ihopethisnameisnotused November 30, 2021

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Jordan

She is such a fuckin ho, you’ll love it. Her boyfriend is a ho

Jordan has a tiny pinny

by 12345717481 November 28, 2018

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My amazingly hot sexy husband....13 years younger and knows how to please his wife....over and over ....bad temper but it's kinda hot...tbh👿 hella sexy when he is playing games or Pokemon with our son...little bit of a asshole...but I'm kinda a bitch so it's a fair trade ....only man who knows how to handle me😘😘

MY DADDY 💋💋
ALSO YES HE HAS A HUGE DICK BUT IT'S MINE SO DONT FUCKING TOUCH......

My husband JORDAN TEIXEIRA

by Mrs.JessicaAnnTeixeira October 16, 2020

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Jordan

Jordan has the biggest weiner in all of history, and yes you guessed it it’s even better than Maikas. They’re dick is so massive women bow down and praise the all powerful Jordan

Wow dude do you know Jordan right?

Oh yeah! Jordan! The person with the massive dick

by NotJordanshh December 9, 2021

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A country you stupid fucking American

Teagan: So where are you from?
Yunus: I'm from Jordan.
Teagan: I didin't know shoes were a country!

by RemovePork May 19, 2022

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A guy who is always there when you need him, and actually notices when your not okay. He is hot as hell!! He is super loyal, and caring. He is always there when you need him.

Friend #1 - Bro, who’s that guy? He hella cute!!
Friend #2 - I know right, that’s jordan, my boyfriend.
Friend #1 - Damn, I’m jealous.

by Jordan’s gurl October 14, 2019

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