egg nog float

Ejaculating into some ones mouth then sticking you balls on top of the cum.

After the football game Matt went over to Courtney's house an gave her a nice juicy egg nog float.

by air cortez April 1, 2009

egg o mau

egg mc muffin in ebonics!

be right there, ah get me egg o mau!

me want egg o mau, no shit sandwich!

ah get my baby mamma egg o mau!

by michael foolsley December 9, 2010

green eggs and hammed

heavily drinking one night, and waking up early the next morning for a delicious hungover breakfast.

fred: "lets go green eggs and hammed tomorrow i'm gonna need an omlet in the morning."
ren: "ihop?"

by sloppysally June 10, 2011

Pound your egg

A droll and catchy pick up line guaranteed to woo the ladies,

I thought maybe after a chardonnay and a strawberry torte, we could go back to my place and I could.. You know...Pound your egg.

by The Seeker!!!!22 April 19, 2009

Laying a brown egg

To inexplicably crap your pants, especially when squatting down to do something.

John was laying a brown egg when doing too many forced squats.

by Captaindeadboi May 6, 2021

Egg on my face

A reason to stare someone down, because it's unusual and possibly embarrassing for them, you stare at them in such a way, wondering if they really do have egg on their face.

What are you looking at?? Do I have egg on my face???

by Age 9 Less February 5, 2017

Green Eggs, No Ham

Used to describe something that is almost cool but leaves you hanging; a let-down.

This term playfully takes the definition of “ham” - as in “go ham” - to say that the object/event described went so far as to be notable, but not far enough to have “gone ham”: no ham.

Matthew: What did you guys think about that concert?

Raymart: It was fishlay-o-fish me thinks.

Oli: Purr…

Evan: Really? That shit was green eggs, no ham.

by TigerTerp February 24, 2022