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Mega Straight

p1: hey are you a Mega Straight
p2: yeah im such a quirky Mega Straight
by terabytee January 26, 2022
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super straight

A term used by transphobes to mask their bigotry as a sexual orientation. These people tend to be so insecure of their sexuality that they wouldn't even date a cisgender that has a hairstyle that could be remotely construed as being the wrong gender, just incase the person might be transgender. Almost always misgenders transgender people.
I'm super straight, I wont dont a transgender even if he had his penis removed.
by Digital Alchemi March 23, 2021
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Straight Chicken

The awkward dance between two people when one of them goes in for the big kiss and the other pulls away.

In this case, unlike in normal chicken, the one that fails to pull away first is the loser.
Logan really likes Caitlin, but she just wants to be friends. After the dance the other night, he tried to go in for a kiss and ended up losing straight chicken.
by Ikonaka April 25, 2009
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straight male

what is a straight male you ask? well, a straight male is like a parasite, only worse. imagine a floating piece of bacteria walking around with invalid opinions that dont matter. well that is in fact a straight male.
by fxctonlybae May 9, 2021
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Super straight

Super straight is an invalid sexuality that has been started to be normalized in 2021. The people in the sexuality make it clear that they only want to date people with xx chromosomes which scientificly would include cis gendered women. Although someone believed to have created the sexuality in 2021 it originated from neo nazis.
Super straights dont want do date trans people becuase theyre trans which is transphobic. Decent people dont want to date someone because they are not attracted to them which may be because theyre trans.
by anonymous March 9, 2021
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Super Straight

A sexuality created by transphobic straight men as an excuse for their transphobia.

A mockery of the LGBTQ+ community.
A: "Are you transphobic?"
B: "No, I'm super straight."
A: "So you're transphobic then-"
by LochNessie02 March 9, 2021
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Super Straight

A sexuality created by neon@zi transphobes, indicating towards an excuse to be absolute jerks that went trending on social media platforms such as tiktok and twitter. Their flag has the colors of Grindr, representing the way they reinstall it after their mother checks their phone. This sexuality isn’t and will never be valid.
Btw did i tell you i was trans?
So you’re a guy? I’m not gay..
No,i am a valid woman,I’m just not a cis one.
Well I’m Super Straight,sorry.
That just sounds gayer but go off.
THAT’S SUPERSTRAIGHTPHOBIC!
by petalforg March 10, 2021
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