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Hanky Spank

When you spank someone so hard they immediately ejaculate all over the ceiling or floor (depending on which way they’re bent over).
Example 1: I spent all day cleaning my ceiling after I hanky spanked Vanessa and Leroy last night. It straight up smelled like salty fish and swamp water.

Example 2: Kimberly enjoyed being hanky spanned so much, their ceiling starting growing black mold from the excessive moisture.

Example 3: “Dude how did you break your wrist?”
“I hanky spanked Kyle on the kitchen floor last night and slipped on his cum making a sandwich at 2am.”
by doctordual639 June 22, 2021
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Speak Spanish September

A month when you speak only Spanish for its entirety
"No mom I'm not crazy I speak Spanish because it's Speak Spanish September"
by cockslapper444 November 25, 2021
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twank spanker

When two white little petite boys, strip each other down too nothing. One bends the other over in doggy style putting ones genitals into other boys anal glands while lightly licking their palm and spanking gooch
Tommy and Mitch engage in sexual encounters when Tommy said “Oh yeah I’m ready you Twank Spanker”
Mitch licks his palm and lighty slaps Tommies gooch which is the space between a man’s asshole and ball sack.
by KidToucher February 25, 2022
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Uncle Spank

F*ckin' Uncle Spank just smoked all that Purple!
by MF BUBBA March 22, 2022
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Emma Shanks

Emma Shanks is the best sister ever!
Emma Shanks is awesome!
by ThisTaken May 3, 2022
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Mozzarella Spank

Slamming the bag of frozen grated cheese with gusto in a sexual manner to loosen it up and help thaw. Use of kneading the firm frozen cheese to make it smooth and ready for topping.

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My girlfriend has been distant lately and she often needs a mozzarella spank to get into the mood.
by ThatguySmiitty August 7, 2022
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Southbank spank

When you masturbate at the BFI Southbank cinema and like it. Also known as "Southbank wank"
Shall we go watch Goodfellas for a Southbank spank?
by philmphan July 7, 2023
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