by AZfriend2004 March 28, 2007
Get the dual shot mug.When a guy buys a round of drinks for people he doesn't know to show the woman at the bar he's interested in that he has a lot of money. One must not actually have a lot of money to buy status shots, but one must have enough to pay for the round and be prepared to repeat the process to let people continue thinking he is wealthy.
Tom: Who is this douche approaching our table?
Dan: Doesn't look familiar. Probably trying to steal one of Karen's friends.
Douche: I'm rich and careless with my money! Who needs a drink?! I'm getting everyone a round!
Tom: I don't care who he is. I'll reap the benefits of his Status Shots before I tell him to go away.
Dan: Doesn't look familiar. Probably trying to steal one of Karen's friends.
Douche: I'm rich and careless with my money! Who needs a drink?! I'm getting everyone a round!
Tom: I don't care who he is. I'll reap the benefits of his Status Shots before I tell him to go away.
by Dale Wholphin November 14, 2011
Get the Status Shots mug.I was out n Motown the other night, and the next thing I know my draws are off and I'm laying on the bar as people were doing grundle shots off me; I guess they didn't mind the stench from the hot yoga sash I just came from.
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Get the Cock shot mug.A seahawk shot is a picture of a dude's junk that he took with his cell phone and sent unsolicited to a chick.
by CheedaMagee November 17, 2011
Get the Seahawk Shot mug.When your fucking a girl from behind and your about to cum, you spit on her back and when she turns around to look at you, you cum on the shuttle schedule and stick it on her face
Dude, I was fucking this slut last night and I wanted to get rid of her so I shuttle shotted her and she was out quick!
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