shark flexstyle

Dyson airwrap mortal enemy
Dyson: Use The coanda effect!
Shark: We do it for $200 cheaper!

Shark flexstyle on undergrads:
Where's Your Coanda Now?....Smeh

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing January 3, 2026

Shark Fin

The act in which a girl gives you blue balls and you are so horny that you jerk off on the drive home.

Boy 1: The principals daughter gave me blue balls so bad I had to rub one off on the way home.
Boy 2: That’s called a shark fin!

by ashtonpeterson February 14, 2024

Sharking

When someone coveting what your doing or what you have. So they circle around you until the right time.

I was at the Buffalo and this annoying Karen was sharking my machine.

by N8Stylo February 18, 2024

Pink Shark

(n.) A sex act in which one makes a shark head hand puppet with index and middle fingers forming the top of the mouth and ring and pinky fingers forming the bottom and fingering a semen filled menstruating vagina and an anus with the shark head making a chomp chomp motion and thrashing the head around. The froth generated from the semen mixed with the menstrual blood makes a markedly pink froth such as sharks produce during a feeding frenzy. This act performed on a non semen filled and menstruating vagina is known as the muddy shark or two in the pink two in the stink.

Allison was on the rag so after Josh creampied her a little too fast he decided to cheer her up with a Pink Shark.

by PurpleFaeDragon March 8, 2024

Plastic shark

A guy that always calls himself a shark, or claims to have assembled a whole team of sharks to scare everybody and keep them from getting in the water.

The rapper turned himself into a plastic shark to keep everybody at the beach out of the water, kind of like pulling a fire alarm or calling the school and threatening with a bomb so that everybody freaks out.

by The Original Agahnim July 10, 2021