"Oh my, what a ham you are, little man!" -to a baby
"Who is a good little ham? You are!" - to a puppy
"Who is a good little ham? You are!" - to a puppy
by Cuttle_Bish2856 December 15, 2022

by Hamuham June 7, 2019

Scammer: Send that 50$ bro
Ham: Bet bro this shit is so crazy ! Im gonna be so rich *Sends it*
Scammer: U fuckin ham *Blocks ham*
Ham: Bet bro this shit is so crazy ! Im gonna be so rich *Sends it*
Scammer: U fuckin ham *Blocks ham*
by Kasherquon October 17, 2019

by Buus75 November 26, 2021

another word for your vagina
by sexydhephiana May 31, 2022

Man: Damn, my ham jibblets are freezing.
Woman: Wow, you're a douchebag. What the fuck are ham jibblets?
Woman: Wow, you're a douchebag. What the fuck are ham jibblets?
by 3:51PM March 28, 2008

Hams Riches a man commonly known as Hams because of his beef with dirt and soil, he likes to lick his fingers and make funny or bitchy vegan faces which is his eyes popping out while crying in class he is now rich and likes to fuck around with his fingers 20x more
by yoyotgjktgk November 14, 2022
