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Soft Arse

Someone who is acting dumb and is not understanding a simple explanation.
That’s how you do it soft arse, not hard is it!
by Aznajansken August 5, 2018
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Soft Apple

A bruised face or body from being slapped or beaten for pleasure, usually done by a sadist for their masochist partner in a BDSM scene.
Instead of a hickey, he gave me a soft apple, and now all my friends think I'm in an abusive relationship.
by Jacques0AY October 5, 2018
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Soft-Serve

Often performaned with the aid of mounted handles, the male gets into a standing or elevated faetal position creating a 'V' by bringing his knees into his chest. A second person will then pull down on the man's erect penis to mimic a soft serve ice cream machine. As this is done a loose or soft stool is produced onto a a third party waiting below.
I had chilli for lunch yesterday so when Karen came over I had her Soft-Serve me into Karl's open mouth
by Soul_Doubt January 12, 2019
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Softgel

A play on the term red pill as used to describe usually conservative-leaning people on the Internet who believe they (and only they) are able to see "the truth" about the world; particularly men who also fall into the spectrum of incel, MRA, and often times racist and/or nationalist groups. The term can also be used to describe most types of denizens of forums like 4chan and much of Reddit.

Soft Gel tablets are a type of pill that are designed to be easy to swallow and digest, and are described by Wikipedia as, "Consisting of a gelatin based shell surrounding a liquid fill." This is an adept analogy for the type of red pill philosophy exhibited by the groups mentioned above: easily repeated, easily understood rhetoric that seems logical, but breaks down upon outside scrutiny. (i.e.: easy to swallow, but dissolves easily.)
A softgel tried to bait me with a comment on Facebook by calling me an SJW for supporting equal pay, but I ignored him easily since he just spouted the same things you'd hear on 4chan.
by MrEvermoore February 10, 2019
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Soft Serve

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Ejaculating while soft.

Most commonly confused with Pushing Rope
"After the fifth time jerking it I could only jizz soft serves"

"I think Aaron is gay, when we have sex he always gives me a soft serve Sunday"
by LarsVonCunt March 9, 2019
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Soft Google

A soft google is when google answers your question instatly, either in the predictive filling of the search bar on in the preview of the first results related to your question.

If you have to leave the results and go to a wiki page or another site, your search is now a hard google and doesnt count as a soft google any more.
I got the answer from a soft google, it came right up.
by That King Thing Podcast May 16, 2019
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soft like bagjuice

A person who acts soft in certain situations.
Sarah Acts like a thug, but when it come to the test she soft like bagjuice.
by Pettygod July 4, 2019
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