Road Bloke

A road bloke is someone who blocks the way but is, like, a bloke about it.

Road blokes are also advocates for stop signs.

"I'm just a road bloke, we're all road blokes here. Nothing is going on, just road blokes here."

by RoadBlokeMaster May 5, 2024

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Road head day

June 7th is National Road Head Day 🍆💦

Show a man your appreciation in the best way possible.

Her: Wanna go for a drive?
Him: Wanna try road head?
Her: Oh yeah, it’s June 7th…National Road Head Day 🤤🤤🤤

by Bigtiddies210 June 3, 2022

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Road to Wembley

Line of hair leading directly to a man's genital area. Also known as a 'stairway to heaven'.

Girl 1: Did you see Jack's dark trail of hair under his belly-button at the beach yesterday?
Girl 2: Oh, you mean his road to Wembley?

by Mylosc August 27, 2013

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Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez Hernandez's Bubble Gum Back Smackering Through The Road Around Of Any Dandelion And Sunflower Dead Dead And It Is Deadass

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 25, 2025

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When a man pulls out after climax and the woman continues to have multiple orgasms without any extra stimulation. The event can last 2 to 15 minutes with orgasms at anywhere between 15 to 60 second intervals.

I was finally able to bring my girl down rainbow road last night.
Those who have shown someone the path to rainbow road are equal to our forefathers that brought knowledge to the world. Those who have walked down the path, have been transcended and experienced true nirvana.

by StickyRiceMuncher December 14, 2021

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