Retard rape baby

The child of a retard who was raped by another retard.

They could tell from the weird curvature of Michaeline's fucked-up lips that she was conceived as a retard rape baby.

by Party Team November 4, 2012

crap sucking retard

a retard that sucks crap for an extended period of time

john is such a crap sucking retard

by matt15 July 26, 2006

bat-shit retarded

1) Behavior consistent with a person who exhibits the characteristics of a complete moron/noob/nub/tool, it’s commonly used in mmo’s to describe noobish like behavior.

2)Also see "total douschenozzle"

While jacking in a Mara central, a bat shit retarded merv tried to gank me but he was quickly thwarted. What a skatmuncher!

by Chris September 9, 2005

Socially Retarded Person

Somebody who has no friends and does not socialise very well with the outside world

Look at Elaina man, she's suck a fucking neek

by Dai Sayer September 10, 2005

retarded fish frog

A born native of Jacksonville, North Carolina.

Shane: gimme a smoke.
Ryan: Buy your own, you retarded fish frog.

by dickbagpadildo October 1, 2008

Pop Culturally Retarded

A person who is especially unaware of various pop culture references and who has not seen or even heard of various popular music, movies, books, etc.

Jennifer is "Pop Culturally Retarded" because she has never seen or even heard of the movie Old School.

by The Karcich June 11, 2010

Awkward Retarded Dinosaur

A hand gesture made by placing four fingers on a surface with the middle finger straight out to resemble a dinosaur similar to a brontosaurus. Used in an awkward situation to release the tension. Very similar to the Awkward Turtle. This was created by fringe characters Jade and Lukalicious during the TV show 'Psych'

When telling a joke that no one gets, one can sometimes get a laugh by using the awkward retarded dinosaur in conjunction with a "wooof"

The 'woooof' can be replaced with any farmyard animal sound that indicates the awkward dinosaur is too retarded to know what sound it should make

variations include "awkward retarded crocodile" (accompanied by a crocodile hand gesture that has jaws that do not allign when closed)

question: "Hey guys knock knock?"
response: "I fucking hate those jokes"

*crickets chirping*

passer by: "awkward retarded dinosaur...wooooof" with awkward dinosaur gesture creates laughter.

by benjamin e August 8, 2010