stealth piss

When you go to the bathroom during an instant messaging conversation and return without having to explain a delay in replying. Only applicable if the time you were in the bathroom is unnoticeable and you don't have to lie about your disappearance when you return.

Some people are easier than others to do this with; i.e. if a person is capable of talking for half an hour wanting a reply to make sure you didn't go on holiday, they are often easy targets for a stealth piss.

Person 1: "So how are you?"
*** person 1 walks off to go to the toilet without informing person 2 ***
Person 2: "I'm fantastic!"
Person 2: "I got paid earlier so I bought some really awesome shoes in town"
Person 2: "And then I bought like 5 new CDs"
Person 2: "Which I'm listening to at the moment"
Person 2: "Oh and I saw your friend from school"
*** person 1 returns from urinating ***
Person 2: "He said you should come out sometime"
Person 1: "Yeah I think I should sometime!"
(person 1 has performed a stealth piss, unbeknownst to person 2)

by JAKAZiD March 28, 2007

piss wiskers

small clusters of pubic hair around the vagina and uretha

by Al ralphs & Ryan MacKenzie February 16, 2003

Piss Tits

A pregnant woman's breasts that secrete milk for non-consumption.

Jen's piss tits drip all over the bed when I grab them.

by Coron the Almighty January 26, 2009

a piss in the Mississippi

something minute; an amount that really doesn't change anything.

He: "Oh no, we have to buy valve caps for our new Porsche! They are like 2,50!"
She: "That's an 80000 dollar car -- 2,50 are really just a piss in the Mississippi!"

by elwood_j_blues October 25, 2006

piss on the fire

to stop a fight. to put out a fire. it's a win, win. ur relieving youreself and putting out a fire. (while camping usually)

person 1: 'this fight is so stupid.'
person 2: 'u no what u must do.'
person 1: 'i no, i no, i'll go piss on the fire.'

by hyper_chicky March 1, 2009

piss trap

When a chick has too much pussy hair and retains the smell of piss.

I was eating this chick out but had to stop because of her piss trap

by C.M. Antonsen October 13, 2005

Piss Hoof

Woman's vagina

You can see her large Piss Hoof through those jeans!

by Scuba diver and Muff man December 17, 2002