(3dp) 3 dollar pipe is the most thin, cheapest, ugliest pipe tweakers smoke meth with. They call the most ratchet, loudest, dirtiest, smoked out bitches "3 dollar pipe".
Tweaker guy: "ay bitch why you taking so long in there!?"
Tweaker girl: "I'm getting ready foo!"
Tweaker guy: "you look like a 3 dollar pipe!"
Tweaker girl: "I'm getting ready foo!"
Tweaker guy: "you look like a 3 dollar pipe!"
by Eroticcrybaby April 18, 2016

omg maria i'm so piped to see tatiana
awe thank u! omg hannah i'm also getting piped up just thinking of donna
it's not worth the pipe
awe thank u! omg hannah i'm also getting piped up just thinking of donna
it's not worth the pipe
by thepiper1 June 6, 2022

A move used in sex, where the man slams his dick onto the female's face. This is normaly done at a full erection.
by advar February 1, 2022

The Australian Cone Pipe is when a trucker and his wife stop in a public restroom with a traffic cone. The wife sits upside down with her head in the toilet with the cone on her face, wide side down. The trucker strips naked and then releases his laxative-influenced liquid fury into the small hole of the cone. This leaves a lot of poo poo all over the stall. They then leave the restroom without cleaning.
Man 1: "My wife and I just did an Australian Cone Pipe and now she wants a divorce. I'm getting sued by the restaurant people"
Man 2: "Please leave my house, it's been 3 days. You can't stay on my couch anymore."
Man 2: "Please leave my house, it's been 3 days. You can't stay on my couch anymore."
by Hamstring_McChicken April 28, 2024
