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Sonic Poo

This is an event that occurs when a shit has brewed under the extreme pressure of last night’s streak and you’re now sitting on the commode ready to unload. At this moment, the gas escapes as such a velocity that you no longer have the sphincter strength to stop this hell from escaping. Usually it starts with a quick clap, followed by gigantic explosion that breaks the sound barrier, then ends with a dry-to-wet sputtering that let leads to feces in any state of matter to then rely on gravity to make a splash. It should also be pointed out that the explosion has a specific echo that is purely unique to this event. And, you ALL know what I mean.
I just had the most epic sonic poo of my life. The pressure was immense and I may be deaf now.
by Bobby the Bug Man January 27, 2022
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pinga poo

The overwhelming sensation of needing to poop, once your amphetamine induced peak takes effect.
'Man, the pill has kicked in. Where's the toilet so I can do a pinga poo'.
by I Don't Care 89 July 26, 2016
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Poo Whisper

A fart that sounds like "ssssssshhhht" could be a poo whisper(ing)
by randomaddition July 22, 2010
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poo tracks

a large thick skid mark of poo, left in pants if ass your buttock isnt wiped properly. other names: a chorno, skiddies
dude look at this guys pants it has chorno's!!, he has poo tracks
by BigBadLee March 31, 2009
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Poo vines

Poo vines reffers to bits of feicies dangling, clinging or hanging to bum pubes. Usually hard in nature, round and somewhat difficult to remove without pulling the pube out.
Derek couldn't wipe his ass sufficiently due to the build up of poo vines.
by Numpty134 June 29, 2013
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poo-alyzed

When a person becomes unable to move, speak properly or concentrate because of the sudden onset of a potentially explosive bowel movement. Often caused by coffee and/or greasy foods.
I was talking to Tom earlier and he seemed ok, but then he tensed up and didn't make another move and his speech pattern became odd and erratic. He just stood there like he had a stick jammed up his butt and I'm pretty sure he was poo-alyzed as sure enough, he disappeared to the bathroom after a couple minutes.
by Plarp2 July 9, 2021
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poo monster

A being that takes in shit and spews out shit
"His music is trash, and talks shit. He is a poo monster"
by bigknowledge October 11, 2020
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