lesbian pants

another name for the recently very popular, super tight, black yoga pants and/or tight black leggings. also known as lezzies.

Sometimes I feel like I look like a lesbian wearing these, but daaaamn, do I look good in these lesbian pants!

lesbian pants by hal&cad November 28, 2010

taco pants 

The super tight and stretchy leggings or pants, such a yoga pants, that have become popular as women's outerwear circa 2008.

The form fitting qualities of these pants outline and accentuate the vagina or "taco."

Guy: "Are you ready to head out?"

Girlfriend: "Yep."
Guy: "Why are you dressed like you're going to the gym?"

Girlfriend: "What are you talking about?"

Guy" "Are you really going to wear those taco pants to Applebees for half-priced appetizers?"

taco pants by Buckeye Fever October 6, 2011

shit in pants 

a celebration of impressive drunkeness. good for birthdays, New Years festivities, or meeting your in-laws.

Tonight I am getting shit in pants drunk!

And...the accompanying drinking song: "In my pants, in your pants, everybody shit in pants"

shit in pants by schmamo January 7, 2004

Jizzed in my pants 

When something is or tastes so mind blowing you just explode in an amazement similar to an orgasm; a term meaning something is so enjoyable you could have had an orgasm

Laquisha: Oh my god! Did you you see that movie Magic Mike?! Sarah: Of course! I nearly Jizzed in my pants!
OMG! Did you see Connor today?! I swear I Jizzed in my pants! That boy is SO fine!

Jizzed in my pants by BitchPlease!Forreal? September 3, 2013

spy pants 

Trousers or pants that make a noise when you walk, usually made of a material such as corduroy, vinyl, pleather or some other man-made material. In other words, not good to wear for spying. Referring to said clothing as "spy pants" is an exercise in sarcasm.

We're going incognito, so don't wear your spy pants or anything too colorful.

spy pants by scarebear February 17, 2006

Emergency Pants 

A pair of loose-fitting trousers, typically with a draw-string and brown in colour. Usually used before or immediately after a big meal to allow for bloating, or to avoid damage to your other clothes during a case of the squits.

The pizza was of Roman proportions, but luckily I was wearing my emergency pants

I was so ill I shat myself, thank goodness for my emergency pants!

Emergency Pants by Mr Spanky Pants August 7, 2006

fatty pants 

when some one is extremely fat. so fat that their pants will not fit.

my pants do not fit because i am so fat. everyone calls me a fatty pants.

fatty pants by Fatty McJenkins October 3, 2007