noobscube

A building or place of shelter for noobs to live in; a place of noob residence; their abode; the noob's home.

"After dominating the guy 5 times straight, I got fed up and sent him to the noobscube."

by Saulbak January 14, 2009

noobling

A young or baby noob. These diminutive creatures tend to hang around in groups, so be careful if you accidentally prise one away from its habitat; its fellow nooblings will come after you shouting a torrent of abuse in Noobish.

Noobling1: phr33 money pl0z
Noobling2: pls gif me phr33 st00f im new 2 dis game!!111
You: No, go away
Noobling1: omg rep0rted!!
Noobling2: racist!
Noobling3: reprorted
Noobling4: ima follow u untilz u gif us fre stufzorz

by Moist_Sponge December 3, 2010

NOOBGOOBER

The act of using the word “Nigger” as a white male in order to feel safe from getting shit on by black people.

Tyrone is a Noobgoober or Kenzie is a Noobgoober

by Jumbo dung September 24, 2019

noobdog

A man from the hood who's networth doesn't count in numbers and plays CS:GO.

Anyone who plays against him in a match of CS:GO will definitely question his entire existence. They might start to fumble up on their words.

You definitely don't want to play against him. He is an absolute god at CS:GO and has been accused of cheating.

Noobdog surfs on the dark web. You definitely don't wanna mess with him.

"Pass me that pigskin noobdog."

"Noobdog, Stop manipulating me!"

"Why are you standing on my decoy noobdog."

by Haxn't March 3, 2020

Boobs before Noobs

A term used for when you would rather hang out with a girl than a guy friend.

Bro 1: Dude, wanna hang at Jacob's?

Bro 2: Nah man, Emily is coming over.

Bro 1: Come on, dude! Again?!

Bro 2: Boobs before noobs, man.

by btmcbrayer November 28, 2011

noobzor

(noob-zor) Usually in video-games (specifically fighting ones) a noobzor is the leader of a noobish group of people. In order to be a noobzor, the person must be directly affiliated with the noobish party in question and must be the sole persona who gives the orders. It is not a good thing to be a noobzor, and if you see one, you should immediately alert others in a non-noobish party to take down the noobzor. The most common place to see a noobzor is on WOW during a 10-year-olds lan-party. Also see noob and noobish

Everybody take down the noobzor!

by matt recker April 26, 2008

noobie cheese

Anything or anyone that is lame, not kwan-tsu, or a quimby.

"God! Todd, you are SO n00bie chEEse!" "I am noobie cheese" (the originator, Will B.)

by T-Dogg and K-Shredder November 5, 2007