Nathan

Nathan is a great guy who doesn't appreciate being called "gorgina" or "vewy handsome" in front of your friends but you can't quite figure out how he feels about it other wise? He's very respectful and curious, always ready to learn and especially committed to helping you fix your sleep schedule. Don't forget to remind the Nathan(s) in your life how loved, needed, and appreciated they are. Love you Nathan <3

"Oh Nathan? Yeah, I know him, he's like my best friend and genuinely the coolest, nicest guy you'll ever meet"

by qwonkbonk December 8, 2024

My silly bro Nathan

When your bro Nathan does some pretty wacky awesome stuff.

Robert: "Brooo you are such my silly bro Nathan!"
Nathan: "Hello"

by BlastoiseVeteran December 12, 2024

Nathan Likes Men

Somebody Named Nathan Probably Likes Men

Nathan: Michael What Do I Like?
Michael: Nathan Likes Men!

by TheAutisticAlien December 19, 2024

Nathan Coarse

Video Game Hunter and Furry Pitbull Doggo.
He is a video game enjoyer, he is friends with Daddy Dagoth, he loves drinking skooma, has been accused of being stinky, and has a very loud and uncontrollable laughter.

Nathan Coarse is a stinky doggo
Nathan Coarse is getting drunk
Nathan Coarse playing video games

by Observant drifter January 9, 2025

A Nathan

Someone who continues to offer terrible trades in a fantasy league

I just received another trade in my fantasy league and guess what! Its a nathan

by Cooker40 January 12, 2025

Nathan Colmer

A drink made with half Coca-Cola and half lemonade, created by Nathan Colmer and coworkers at McDonald’s in 2025.
It’s like an Arnold Palmer, but carbonated—and with more swagger.

There are five legendary versions:

🥤 Classic – Coke + lemonade

🧊 Lite – With Diet Coke or Coke Zero

🏴 ☠️ Captain – Add spiced rum

❄️ Frozen Colmer – Blended with ice for a slushy-style twist

🌅 Sunset Colmer – Add a splash of grenadine for color & sweetness

Known for the slogan:

> “Coke and lemonade walk into a bar… and walk out a legend.”

“Make it a Frozen Nathan Colmer—it’s 100 degrees out here.”

“The Sunset Nathan Colmer’s got that look and the taste.”

“This tastes way better than it has any right to. What is this?”
“A Nathan Colmer. Welcome to the club.”

by Chypnotic July 6, 2025

Nathan

"I don't trust people who don't believe in God... And I DO trust people who DO believe in God... And this guy is doing a blasphemy... And you wouldn't do a blasphemy if you believed in God... Therefore... Everything THIS GUY SAYS... Is a LIE!" ~ You

Hym "Goddamnit Nathan, that's why your kids keep getting molested by priests!"

You "I'm being calm. I'm calmly doing what I'M going to do... And that's enough... I can just receed into my own solipsistic experience..."

by Hym Iam July 8, 2025