Sleep

Is like being death without commitment.

If you have a child, roommate, any stay at home animals, live with siblings or neighbours who love drilling into the walls or mow the lawn at 5 am (I’ll get you one day. I know we’re you live) you’ll never get enough of it.

If you’re a parent, a student, a gamer, an artist, actually there’s one one person who gets enough of it.

Dead people

Someone: you look tired, get some sleep you need to rest

Someone: I’ll sleep when I dead.

by CR_ April 27, 2020

Sleep texting

when someone messages you despite being asleep

Person 1: "I thought you were asleep"

Person 2: "I am, I'm sleep texting"

by lilthoughtie July 16, 2022

Sleep Potion

Masturbation before bed to help you fall asleep

"I'm not tired right now, I'm going to hit the sleep potion then go to bed."

by exiole September 13, 2025

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

sleep walker

A person of asian decent

Can't that damn sleep walker learn to drive!

by skankhunter6942060 May 28, 2025

sleep instagram

When your on Instagram but your sleeping

Like sleep walking so like sleep instagraming

by Rybandz May 7, 2018

meat sleep

beating the meat earlier in the evening/day, and then taking a nap

John: Aye, man, why did you pass out yesterday?
Alex: i took a meat sleep

by boreddictionaryx May 13, 2017