Muffin Top

Developed by me and a few friends, muffin top describes the fat that leaks over the top of a chicks pants when she wears jeans that are 2 sizes too small.
Man, that chick has some serious muffin top action
by Nemesis December 17, 2004
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Muffin Man

A drug dealer, usually dealing in pot
Hey, I'm looking for a Muffin Man, do you know where I can find one?
by Nolan AM January 10, 2008
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muffin man

o hott sexyy man who every girl wishes she knew nd wishes that he would put his rolling pin into their cupcake=
did the muffin man put his rolling pin into your mary had a little lamb when you guys skipped to my lou my darlin??
by duecepon April 24, 2008
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muffin man

A guy who gives you an all around creepy feeling, as if he's perverted.
I left the party because that muffin man wouldn't stop trying to talk to me.
by Lucy8417 February 23, 2005
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Muffin Topping

(Verb) The act of locating an obese person whose stomach fat protrudes at least 4" below the waistline, pulling their shirt above their head so as to immobilize them, then proceeding to pummel them with an open bag filled with a mix of sugar, cinnamon, and flour so as to generously it to the flop sweat under and around the many folds on their body.
Dude! We saw that jerk from the party last weekend and gave him a good muffin topping at the concert last night!
by Julius Thuggington September 23, 2010
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crab muffin

where a girl rubs her crabs on a muffin and a guys eats her crabs.
Crab muffin is used almost everywhere. Most girls put there crabs on it but guys can too.
by kill911 November 07, 2007
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muff muffin

Term derived from the ancient greeks, meaning someone who enjoys the muff.
Or also commonly used to describe someone of mental retardation.
Andrew Culp is the biggest muff muffin of life.. fosh!
by AShley HARPER November 30, 2006
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