Stuffed Monkey

A buldge in a mans pants
Too stuff a sock down your pants to make groin appear bigger
by sicko111 September 27, 2007
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Monkey Handjob

When a sexual transaction between hand and penis leaves vigorous pain along the shaft usually preformed by an African American woman
Man one : hey bro why your dick red
Man two: Monkey handjob
by IndecisiveMockery January 06, 2021
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monkey mashed

To be completely off your rocker on class As most likely Mandela or the old ketamine
He was so monkey mashed he fell into a fire and kept skanking
by Cunty April 07, 2016
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Caged Monkey

A girl in a bikini with a stray pubic hair popping out the side or top. Like a caged monkey with an arm reaching out of a cage at the zoo.
You are getting ready to go to the pool for the first time in summer. Your wife puts on her bikini and still has her Winter bush. You notice a stray pubic hair that she did not tuck in. You tell her "You look great, but you have a caged Monkey"
by Nagger Lover February 02, 2014
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Shard Monkey

What a crystal meth dealer refers to his dope fiend customers.
Hey man I really need some shards pronto! Dealer says patience my little shard monkey I'm on my way!
by ravencrow neversmiles July 15, 2014
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drink monkey

A person who drinks excessively and is often viewed as having a drinking problem. Such a person is highly sought after for parties and the like in order to better create a raucous time. Despite the amount of alcohol consumed he or she will maintain a good-natured and fun-loving attitude. Due to this ability the drink monkey is essentially a master entertainer but can also feel rather used for it. Party invitations can become burdensome to the drink monkey.

A drink monkey sometimes loses sight of maintaining bodily functions such as sleeping and eating. He or she might even schedule back-to-back trips allowing for no recovery time. It is common for drink monkeys to never see the light of day for days at a time and/or to regularly have an alarm set past 6 PM. Drink monkeys often struggle to adhere to normal standards of responsibility. He or she commonly faces the question, "Why are you drinking so much?". A drink monkey has a knack for avoiding and minimizing stress of any kind.

Drink monkeys are well loved for their ability to create a good time, a positive environment, and most importantly, to drink anyone under the table.
Who plans a trip to Ocean City immediately before a trip to Vegas? That guy is such a drink monkey.

A common drink monkey phrase: "I'll do one."
by bumptious boo September 17, 2011
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monkey cereal

Your morning cereal which has orange/grapefruit juice in it , instead of milk.
You have to be either crazy or eccentrically ingenious to have monkey cereal for breakfast
by Sexydimma November 29, 2013
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