Dumpster Monkey

A person who is not discriminating as to the location where they engage in sexual intercourse.

I banged that Dumpster Monkey by the trash bins behind Chi Chis.

I picked up a two dollar dumpster monkey by the sewage plant.

She looked hot in the club but she was just another dumpster monkey

by Dwain wain November 11, 2011

spuzz monkey

A large amount of semen

"I fired off a spuzz monkey in her face"

by angelsholocaust October 23, 2008

Mountain Monkey

Norwegian, mostly the big, blonde, slightly chubby one who goes to get drunk on cheap beer in Denmark

Look, there's beer and puke and broken everywhere in this bar. Those Mountain Monkeys are such barbarians!

by Skrukk November 15, 2016

Monkey Boy

A cheeky, fun-loving, frivolous, cantankerous, light-hearted person who might not take themselves (or others) seriously for some of of the time.

Don't take him too seriously - He can be a bit of a Monkey Boy ...

by Will_87 February 2, 2017

Stuffed Monkey

A buldge in a mans pants
Too stuff a sock down your pants to make groin appear bigger

He looks like he has a stuffed monkey down there

by sicko111 October 10, 2007

Acting a monkey

Being ghetto, ignorant, or retarded.

Those kids are acting a monkey on the playground.

by GraphicArtist115 June 18, 2014

Monkey Pick

Picking and scratching at your asshole with your index finger whilst jumping up and down yelling “Ooo, Ooo, Ahh, Ahh!”

My uncle Carl was doing the monkey pick in the back yard.

I was monkey picking earlier and now my finger stinks.

The party took a strange turn when Frank decided to do a monkey pick in the living room.

by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2018