Shard Monkey

What a crystal meth dealer refers to his dope fiend customers.

Hey man I really need some shards pronto! Dealer says patience my little shard monkey I'm on my way!

by ravencrow neversmiles July 15, 2014

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Acting a monkey

Being ghetto, ignorant, or retarded.

Those kids are acting a monkey on the playground.

by GraphicArtist115 June 18, 2014

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Monkey Pick

Picking and scratching at your asshole with your index finger whilst jumping up and down yelling “Ooo, Ooo, Ahh, Ahh!”

My uncle Carl was doing the monkey pick in the back yard.

I was monkey picking earlier and now my finger stinks.

The party took a strange turn when Frank decided to do a monkey pick in the living room.

by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2018

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monkey's breakfast

Often used as an insult to describe a persons over the top fashion sense, this must involve a variety of mismatch colours .
It can also be used to describe most things with allsorts of random bright colours in it. Such as sick, girls face with too much make up on it, a bad painting, etc, etc…
A monkey's breakfast being an assortment ramdon fruits picked by monkey. Therefore, should only be for a monkey.

"Christ mate. You don't want to wear that out tonight do ya? You'll look like a monkey's breakfast!"

Dude! That bird over there has way too much make up on! Her face looks like a monkey's breakfast!!!

by chucklemunch August 28, 2006

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Pawn Monkey

Any individual who "Hangs Around" a pawn shop solely for entertainment purposes and believes they are equally entertaining. Can also be an individual that frequents pawn shops so that they may dazzle everyone with their vast knowledge of all things from tools to tiaras. They are always wrong about everything.

Clerk One: "You know that guy?"

Clerk Two: "Yea, that's just Bob. He's one of our usual Pawn Monkeys. Try to ignore him"

by Lord of the Pawns February 22, 2011

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