Twilight Mom

A group of enthusiastic moms who have proclaimed their love for Twilight, and all things Twilight related. Also known as MILB. (Mothers I'd like to Bite)

The Twilight Moms rule the world.

by CaliMary April 15, 2008

walker's mom

One horny slut, after the football game we (everyone in attendance) all got some of that ass! It was like throwing a toothpick down a hallway. See also Grand Canyon.

Last night.

by Nooch December 22, 2003

harrison's mom

A very hot MILF who will give it up to anyone, even Hooks. She doesn't mind going in either hole, though she enjoys from the back from the indian kid. One of the most popular dorm activities along with Hook's mom and harrison's sister. Also see, Harrison's girlfriend, that dirty slut. She had sex with a ugly person and gave head to a scwhwami.

Shut up harrison, or i'm going to give it to your mom, hard. Harrison's mom dated a puerto rican and they banged like rabbits.

by Hooks<3Jesus{in the most unholy of holes} May 10, 2005

mom shorts

Mom shorts are shorts that are ridiculiously tight and often worn by moms.

Used to make their kids embarrassed

Often cause camel toe

"Don't come over my moms wearing mom shorts!"

by Carine September 12, 2006

ur mom

the bitch I slept with last night..
Fuck yeah

"Your mom is such a MILF"
fuk yess...

by Remy's Bitch January 4, 2005

mom card

When you are so butt hurt about spending your own money you take your mother's credit card and use it for the various needs of you and your posse.

John- "Hey bro, wanna mom card this for me?"

Bob- "Sure dog, my mom won't care."

by Mister Batman January 8, 2017

ur mom

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