Twilight Mom

A group of enthusiastic moms who have proclaimed their love for Twilight, and all things Twilight related. Also known as MILB. (Mothers I'd like to Bite)
by CaliMary April 15, 2008
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walker's mom

One horny slut, after the football game we (everyone in attendance) all got some of that ass! It was like throwing a toothpick down a hallway. See also Grand Canyon.
by Nooch December 22, 2003
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harrison's mom

A very hot MILF who will give it up to anyone, even Hooks. She doesn't mind going in either hole, though she enjoys from the back from the indian kid. One of the most popular dorm activities along with Hook's mom and harrison's sister. Also see, Harrison's girlfriend, that dirty slut. She had sex with a ugly person and gave head to a scwhwami.
Shut up harrison, or i'm going to give it to your mom, hard. Harrison's mom dated a puerto rican and they banged like rabbits.
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mom shorts

Mom shorts are shorts that are ridiculiously tight and often worn by moms.

Used to make their kids embarrassed

Often cause camel toe
"Don't come over my moms wearing mom shorts!"
by Carine September 12, 2006
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ur mom

"Your mom is such a MILF"
fuk yess...
by Remy's Bitch January 04, 2005
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mom

someone I HATE, find annoying, too mature and protective. usually sexy.
my friend is such a mom she doesn't know how annoying she is.
by margaritabathbomb December 11, 2018
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mom card

When you are so butt hurt about spending your own money you take your mother's credit card and use it for the various needs of you and your posse.
John- "Hey bro, wanna mom card this for me?"

Bob- "Sure dog, my mom won't care."
by Mister Batman December 22, 2016
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