White Mike

Gotta beat White Mike to be White Mike

Aye yo you see Preston over there?
Yeah what about him?
He's White Mike, you gotta beat him to be White Mike.

by ROSKY ASSCLAP-SUPREME April 5, 2021

Mikelis

Miķelis is a bad bitch with an earring, he's extremely tall, like out of a SMUT book. He's just a dreamy hunk. He is a hottie, with a beautiful British accent. Not a single girl can turn him down. He is also extremely smart, overall just the best human being in the world. He's so perfect he's almost inhuman. He's the most caring and loving individual in the world, youd be lucky to have him.

Girl: Dude, you are such a Mikelis., Guy: What does that mean?, Girl: Like, the perfect guy.

by balandey April 8, 2025

National Mike Day

The day of All Mikes Placed on February 15 Celebrate Mike's By sending them something it can be money or something that they like your choice.

say Happy National Mike Day Send a Friend or anybody name Mike money or something that they like. idfk jus give em sum Mike

by TheUnkownJit February 15, 2023

Mike Kroon Money Shot

Mike Kroon Money Shot refers to when a man who is masturbating unintentionally cums in his own face by accident, such as by sneezing for example, performing a self-inflicted money shot unintentionally. The term originates from episode 121 of the once popular Internet Box Podcast where the titular Mr Kroon divulged his extracurricular misadventures.

I once saw a guy perform the Mike Kroon Money Shot. Boy was his face red, or should I say white. By the way, how do you wash cum out of hair? Asking for a friend.

by JustForThis July 23, 2022

Mike D

Best Jew to ever pick up a mic. 50 years old but still sounds 13.

Now it's me, Adam Yauch, in the place to be
All the girls are on me 'cause I'm down with Mike D

by Psychoactive Charm September 21, 2022

Mackeral Mike

A name that can be addressed to a tall male who has a humourous and 'nerdy' disposition. Can also be a code word for some boy you fancy. A very off-putting (and frankly confusing) name for those randomers who are secretly eavesdropping your convo.

"You seen "Mackeral Mike" lately?"
"Nah, he hasn't cycled past my house in days"
"I thought you had a thing...?"
"Yes, we do"

OR:

"He's such a Mackeral Mike!"

by VerrucaSalt March 22, 2009

Mike Maniachi

he is an asshole..but its okay cause he knows what that means. he giggles like the sunshine and is apparently shy??? but i dont see it. mike is the bomb dot com. Mike loves sushi.

why do you keep calling me an asshole?, because youre mike maniachi and you know why

by couchpotato33 August 26, 2010