Midlife Mike

an older man who pretends to be younger than he is to pick up young women

I was at a restaurant when some Midlife Mike tried to get my number, like I know you aren't 19.

by glorifiedglamour June 11, 2016

Mike Ostroski Is Captain Underpants

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Mike Ostroski Is Captain Underpants

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 27, 2025

mike starcher

A Gay fat Hog

Looks like a Mike starcher mud pit behind your house, do you own livestock?

by Mr. Alimony November 11, 2019

Mike

A Cancer fat Guy that drinks al your rivella and has probably kissed your girlfriend

That dude drunk water from my showerhead, what a mike

by RubenForPresidenr November 21, 2021

mike v

(v) the act of having sex for less than 3 minutes in an auditorium bathroom.

Kid: "Teacher can I use the restroom"
Teacher: "As long as you don't mike v. That is not school appropriate."

by Gobestar September 8, 2016

Mike Snyder

Hottest man alive

Girl:Hey “Who’s that guy Mike snyder?”
Response:“Only the hottest man alive”

by Bribrilovesyousomuch October 9, 2022

Mike stevens

A huge dickfore.

Q-What's a dickfore? A-Mike Stevens. That's a dickfore

by gabehcueD September 7, 2016