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whatever makes you wet

1. Of or relating to any and every situation in which the outcome is not of particular importance.
Jill: "Do you want to watch The Notebook or Armageddon?"
Tom: "Well... whatever makes you wet."
by st33lyguy December 26, 2007
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Bitch make me a Sammich

A better way of saying "Bitch make me a Sandwich", often followed by a bitch slap
by Taylorthetaylonator January 1, 2010
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make like a circus seal

To suck off a large number of men as to make the person perfroming the act look like a circus seal with her head bobbing back and forth and moving from man to man.
Baby, just get down and make like a circus seal.
by Snoogins April 24, 2005
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don't make me none

Response said when someone says something and you simply don't care or whatever they said didn't affect you in any way.

i really don't care

it didn't affect me at all.
Amy: Hey, the other day John tried to get play from your best friend.

You: So? That don't make me none.
by FriscoJenna May 27, 2006
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"make fun" movie night

When you have friends over to watch a crappy b-rated movie specially with the intention of making fun of it.
Matt: "Shhh, I'm trying to watch the movie!!"

Leo: "Seriously?!? Didn't you know it was "make fun" movie night? We're not here to actually follow the movie, dude."
by Wendy Wantme December 14, 2010
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These pretzels are making me thirsty

in seinfeld kramer got this line in a woody allen movie
These pretzels are making me thirsty George yelled out the window of Jerry's apartment, and kramer got fired from the movie because when he said the line he slammed down a glass cup and broke a piece into woody allen's eye and he started to cry.
by kingkong77775 June 5, 2007
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make one's asshole pucker

To be excited, or nervous about something.
1) That new girl makes your asshole pucker, doesn't she?

2) Damnit, the exit exam is really making my asshole pucker!

3) The Patriots being in the Super Bowl finals can make one's asshole pucker, but it certainly doesn't pucker mine!
by Weeger January 21, 2008
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