broken deer leg

A blunt that is poorly rolled or is very crooked and not straight.

Damn, dude that blunt looks like a broken deer leg.

by studyvin February 4, 2017

Laying on my legs

Doing another's work.

Richard needs to keep up he's "laying on my legs"

by anonymous February 12, 2022

Hot Legged Fun

It's when you cum your pants because of all the fun your having at MJR! It's better than shrooms! It's like fire ants crawling in your skin!

Dude I had so much hot legged fun last night, I think I fucked my grandpa!

by Toothless/Stone August 30, 2016

TWO LEGGED FISH

YOU CATCH A TWO LEGGED FISH AT YOUR LOCAL PARK AND THEN BRING IT HOME AND THEN RUBB IT WITH CAR OIL WHILE U SLIP UR FAT MASSIVE COCK IN THE FLOPPERS AND FINS.

SATIRE: YO DEADAUX I JUST FUCKED A TWO LEGGED FISH

DEADAUX: DANG JIT YOU WAS BLUCKING A TWO LEGGED FISH

by TWO LEGGED FISH June 12, 2023

Fish Legged Fella

Common place for someone who manipulates and extorts sex out of their victims. They normally have a 10+ body count and will drop you the next day afterwards. Stay weary

Guy 1: Dude what the hell are you doing with the Fish Legged Fella
Guy 2: I just want to lose my v card man stfu

by Windtasticy September 16, 2020

jono crazy legs

GINGER.. intense hardcore dancing on the morning news.

jono crazy legs threw down hard today.

by zack flowers May 6, 2007

miracle on two legs

A girl that has tits and an ass that only a goddess would have

Allison is a miracle on two legs.

by Fakecrabsarelobsters July 4, 2016