snoop dog’s legs

skinny twigs

kyle: i’m always tired i don’t know why
brody: last night you texted me a picture of snoop dog’s legs at 3 am...
kyle: oh yeah

by kyleiskool July 30, 2018

Jacobean chair leg

Originating from South London, the term is used to describe a taking dump so massive that it resembles an old English style of furniture, characterized by ornately carved chair legs and a dark finish.

Friend: "Mate, what took you so long?"
Guy: "Sorry, had to carve out a Jacobean chair leg."

by kdwilco September 21, 2013

one legged squat

a rare and exotic bird that is red and green, has one leg and squats frequently, akin to the snype

the one legged squat is eating the cookie.

by luff006 January 19, 2011

Stomp on my leg

a sarcastic comment to say "fine, I'll do it"

"you should buy that shirt, man "FINE, stomp on my leg, I'll do it"

by moneybags1800 September 9, 2021

Sex on Legs Day

This is a controversial day when if you look like actual sex on legs you have the right to be able to do anything you want without taking blame nor punishment. This important day occurs on the 28th of February

Beth: *Eats a sock and a dinosaur*
Taya: What is wrong with you dude
Me: It’s sex on legs day she can do whatever she wants.

by Kalicia7 December 25, 2020

Hot Legged Fun

It's when you cum your pants because of all the fun your having at MJR! It's better than shrooms! It's like fire ants crawling in your skin!

Dude I had so much hot legged fun last night, I think I fucked my grandpa!

by Toothless/Stone August 30, 2016

broken deer leg

A blunt that is poorly rolled or is very crooked and not straight.

Damn, dude that blunt looks like a broken deer leg.

by studyvin February 4, 2017