Skip to main content

july 40th

A day that doesn't exist.
Hey! Isn't your sister's birthday July 40th ?
I don't have a sister. Oh, makes sense
by Maraaaaaa December 1, 2020
mugGet the july 40thmug.

July 10

Boy: it’s July 10 will you be my girlfriend

Girl: yes only because it’s national ask out your talking stage day
by girl cheeer July 8, 2023
mugGet the July 10mug.

July 8th 2022

The day where all Canadians experienced a country-wide internet outage, causing everyone to flock to the nearest mall or Starbucks for Wi-Fi. Public apparatuses such as ATMs and PoS systems were rendered unusable, forcing thousands of businesses across Canada to temporarily close. Critical institutions such as hospitals, fire stations, and police stations were unable to function properly.

Basically it was like the end of the world....but in Canada... and only for a day.

All this because we literally have THE worst telecom infrastructure on this planet. The internet of 38 million people is controlled by two large corporations, Bell and Rogers, which means that half the country is fucked if either one of them stops providing internet. Canada's internet monopoly really needs to die (and also lower their damn prices).
Guy 1: Hey remember July 8th 2022?
Guy 2: Wasn't that the day where Rogers themselves couldn't even access the internet to announce the outage?
Guy 1: Ye lol
mugGet the July 8th 2022mug.

July 31st

July 31st is known across the globe as "National Eat Your Own Shit Day". It is expected and celebrated for people to consume their own fecal matter on live television, or post videos on social media.
Hey Paul, are you participating in this year's July 31st? I hear Janice from the office is, and I'm excited to watch!
by CalenderMan July 30, 2024
mugGet the July 31stmug.

July 9

If you were born on this day you are a bitch and a backstabber
1:Hi

2:Hi

1:When is your birthday
2:July 9

1:Bye don’t speak to me
by Thatgirlbro November 3, 2019
mugGet the July 9mug.

Julie bird

When you cum in a girls mouth and hit her in the head so cum comes out her nose (angry dragon) but she vomits afterwards.
"I julie birded my gf last night" -shmoof flip

"You what?" -Berf lemoop

"I came in her mouth, smacked her head so it came out her nose and later she vomited." -Shmiff floop

"Nice." -Berf lemoop
by Peachfuz Lamberskin III April 20, 2019
mugGet the Julie birdmug.

July 9th

July 9th! A day to re-set your phone and update all social media’s. Decorate your phone and post pretty Insta photos!
“Hey, what do you wanna do on July 9th?” Oh I’m going to reset my phone and decorate it!
by Daily days<3 July 9, 2021
mugGet the July 9thmug.

Share this definition