Josh

A nigga (preferably light skin) who looks like he dominates every D1 sport until he moves. Uncoordinated and Goofy. Makes corny jokes but you laugh and dont understand why you are laughing, and pisses you off at least twice a day but he's still your bro at the end of the day.

That's some Josh ass shit.

by c;khfdksldf May 7, 2019

Josh Scrymgeour

Mad man who is extremely funny and is savage at savage boy comebacks, he’s also got a great personality and is very stupid and spontaneous

“who just shouted “meow” randomly?”
“probs that josh scrymgeour guy”

by yOmaMaG4Y May 7, 2019

Josh

Lil jew. He steals hamsters. They also die later.

Hey it’s lil Jew
Oh you mean josh?

by Ello govnaaaaa May 9, 2019

Josh

a giant dingus

Josh: hey, what's a synonym for a giant dingus?
Anyone else: Josh

by also a dingus May 10, 2019

Pulling a “Josh”

(Adjective) Creating excuses or the constant urge to complain

Commander: hey where’s Josh? I need him to pull paperwork on SI

LT: He’s pulling a “Josh” again sir and said he has to order more isagenix, he will get to it later.

by Joeyballbag May 13, 2019

Josh Ratliff

A useless person who spews crap and bullshit out of their mouth constantly.

"Do you know Josh Ratliff?"

"Are you talking about that big piece of shit fucktard that is nothing but a bumbling, stinking parasitic wretch?

"Yes, that's exactly who I am talking about!"

"Ya, that dude is a pathetic idiot who is full of crap, and wallows in the sewer of life."

by That one guy from WA May 14, 2019

josh showe

josh showe is the most caring, kind, sweet, amazing, funny, human being created. god did soooo good with creating this one and his parents did amazing raising him. everyone says nobody perfect, but when it comes to josh showe, i would have to disagree. he makes you laugh no matter what mood you’re in. he’s the reason that you wake up and go to sleep smiling each night and morning. he’s the reason that you go to school when you really don’t want to. if you’re with josh showe, you should feel lucky and privileged. he’s one of those boys that is always on your mind, and you can’t get over. his smile is enough to make your whole day and light up the entire room. his light brown hair and green eyes hook you instantly. you get jealous when you see josh showe with other girls, and sad when he dates/likes a girl that’s not you. but you also have so many feelings for josh showe, you think about them all the time.. 24/7 but can never put them into words. and you can never tell him how you feel.. i really love you josh showe :) 💙 (oh how i wish i could say that in person)

me: yah i really like josh showe.. he’s a real cutie
friend: yeah he makes me laugh all the time.

me: that’s my man.

by someone who really likes josh March 24, 2019