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jordan

To deliberately look the other way when evidence of crime is right in front of your face. Named after Jim Jordan, head of the Republican House Judiciary Committee, who focused on a cover of Time Magazine in a picture he (or his assistant) tweeted while ignoring the pile of Top Secret documents next to it that Donald Trump had stolen from the American government.
Jim really jordaned evidence of sexual molestation of wrestlers under his care.
by TheMessingLink August 31, 2022
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Jordan

don't get jordan
by Creeping_Death1984 October 3, 2020
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Jordan

An amazing girl who is always there for her friends when they need her. A Jordan is hardworking and tough and can get through anything! Some people take her for granted and think she's being a bitch, but in reality she's hurting inside. A Jordan loves all animals, and she loves sweet things and food. If you ever have a Jordan as a friend, care for her, be willing to follow her to the ends of the Earth, and she'll do the same for you.
Jordan was the only person that comforted me in my time of sorrow.
by Anonymouse and cheese April 14, 2019
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Jordan

Girl:Who's Jordan?

Me: The most perfect person In the entire world
Jordan=Perfect<3
by Mouse_formation June 12, 2022
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Jordan Hull

“Hey look it’s Jordan Hull” “Zamn 😍”
by Mohammed Jameson December 23, 2022
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Jordan Sosa

A Jordan Sosa is lit, and very beautiful but some times annoying girl and she is very very very very obsessed with Grayson Dolan and that also gets very aggravating. Her best friend is usually named Lorena Sanchez and her bestest friend is Joshua Diaz. she is very fun to be with but don't talk about Tupac being dead because she thinks he still alive she'll go all gheto white girl on you. A Jordan Sosa loves her Starbucks and Sponge Bob thats all she had growing up in the hood with all the nice neighbors she cant even go outside. She is usaully a cheerleader for infinity cheer.
by not Joshua Diaz August 11, 2017
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Jordan

Very sexy big Dick good at sex EVERYONE likes me
Oh Jordan u so secy
by Skkdlf October 12, 2018
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