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Jordan Poser

When a douchebag wears a pair of Jordan basketball shoes, but not even playing basketball.
-Hey, nice Jordan shoes. Do you play basketball?
-No, because It's swaag, ya' know what I'm sayin'?
-You fucking Jordan poser.
by WrigleyWarrior August 13, 2016
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Jordan

Abhors males of African descent and black people in general.
Jordan: Ni**a
by ireallyhatejordan November 28, 2021
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Jordan

The one who got away. The one person who makes you question everything in your life, yet has no part in it. He is intelligent, witty, often sarcastic and always subtly charming. He is someone who makes you smile at the mere thought of him, yet hasn't the slightest idea of his impact or worth. He often looks down on himself and thinks no one would bother thinking about him, yet he's always on your mind. He sometimes feels like his life is of little value, but those who know him only wish he knew how much he truly means to them. Jordan can sometimes be shy and soft-spoken, but beneath the surface his thoughts hold great depth and authenticity. He is a genuine soul that you'll never want to let go of. Once you meet a Jordan, you'll have a hard time ever letting go. Expect him to cross your mind for a long, long time.
"Hey, did you meet the new guy?"

"Yeah, his name is Jordan, right?"
by namezsayz May 8, 2023
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Jordan

the book of why Jordan is beautiful:
chapter one: her smile
Her smile is the most beautiful thing in the world when I see it I just stop and admire how beautiful it is when she smiles I smile because as long as she’s happy then I’m happy because when she smile it just lights up the room
Chapter two: her laugh
Her laugh is the cutest thing well one of the cutest things when she laughs it the cutest thing I just have to smile because if she wasn’t cute enough she’s 10000x cuter when she laughs it like a the most beautiful sound ever
Chapter three: her voice

Her voice is just wow I could listen to it like trippie redd album just because of the way it warms my heart when I hear her voice I’m just like omg everything is gonna be A okay
Chapter four: her eyes
She may not think it but her eyes are the cutest thing when I look into them I see our future and something cuter my reflection just kidding but her eyes are that beautiful brown and ah just wow
Chapter five: her hair
Her hair is just so perfect it is the beautiful gold color and smells the best when ever I hug her it is just so beautiful and soft and I love it but not as much as I love her
Chapter six: her nose
Her nose is just the cutest little thing and is so damn cute one of her amazing 100 features
Chapter seven her body:

Her body is just so 🥵 like she is my little short softie boo and whenever I see her I’m just like is she a parking ticket because she has fine written all over her
Omg she is such a jordan
by Jahhhh December 3, 2019
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Jordan Curve Theorem

The Jordan curve theorem states that a non-self intersecting continuous loop in the plane(i.e. a Jordan Curve) divides the plane into an interior and exterior region.

To prove the theorem, we shall us proof by fucking obviousness. It's a closed loop, of course there's going to be an outside and inside. Humans have been making borders and fences for millenia and this still needs to be proven?? What am I supposed to say? It's so bloody obvious!
It's like trying to prove 1+1=2. Why the fuck is this even a theorem? Not even worth to be a Lemma or Corollary tbh. This trivial ass bitch.
"Yo man, you heard of Jordan Curve Theorem? How do I prove it for our upcoming exam", asked John, he was found dead, cut in 25 pieces, by the police after 4 days.
by geno singh March 12, 2024
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Gia Huy Jordan Nguyen

A very short male, known for how young he looks compared to other people his age. Upon sight of someone who looks younger than they are, simply use the phrase "Gia Huy Jordan Nguyen" and everybody will know what you are talking about.
Friend#1: Yo, that dude is 34? He looks like he's still in High School!

Friend#2: That's not even possible.

Friend#1: Must I remind you of Gia Huy Jordan Nguyen?

Friend#2: Oh, yes. The impossible is truly possible because of him.
by Octopus tentacles taste bad October 27, 2020
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Jordan

Jordan. Every Jordan is a dangerous guy. You need to be careful and stay on your guard. He is the type of man who will drive you crazy and awaken your most primitive instincts. You will feel desires that you have never felt before. You will feel your female reptilian brain in action. It's too late. It's something superhuman... much stronger than you... your entire being will turn upside down because he is capable of hypnotizing you with so much desire. I'm sweating while writing this. It's like you're trapped in a spell. You will feel angry. Because you've never wanted anyone like you'll want a Jordan. You will never be the same. Your brain and body chemistry will never be the same. Every Jordan that passes through your life will simply be the most irresistible guy you could ever meet. It's just the fate of every man named Jordan, and you can't escape it. You will never meet a man like him. And you'll want to win the game. But not every woman knows how to deal with a Jordan. You will need to have special skills. He has a very special and unique instrument. A giant, thick snake. Not just a snake... a whole anaconda. And to win him over, you'll need to develop your snake charming skills. Only then will you be able to conquer him and his giant snake. Your duty will be to know how to play the instrument well and dance in a mesmerizing way. This is the only way out, and then, he will be yours forever. And you will live a beautiful story together.
Did you see the size of his anaconda? Every jordan has an anaconda.
by laurasnakecharmer February 19, 2024
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