free pancake day

The most amazing day of the year, National Pancake Day- Referred to as Free Pancake Day- is the day I-Hop has free pancakes!

Hey man lets go to i-hop, its Free Pancake Day pancake

by ZMoneyz September 5, 2016

Free return milking

When you go to home depot to buy expensive tools and use them for 29 days on various jobs then return them on the 30th day just so you dont have to pay for the tools. The reason you would do this is if you need to startup a home reno or gardening business but didnt have all the money upfront to invest in tools.

dude starting a business is so hard i have to invest in a mower 1200, a polesaw 800, a sawzal 200, rakes 100, leafblower but im fucking broke right now.
just take advantage of free return milking at home depot just pay with your credit card.

by BeatMeatRepeat April 11, 2022

Finger Free February

The whole February, girls aren't allowed to masturbate , like the boys in No Nut November.

Are you still in finger free February?
Yesterday night I lost g.

by johunterx November 5, 2019

free range grapes

The loose grapes that you find at the bottom of the bag.

I'll finish off the free range grapes.

by Ski Areak December 7, 2017

vicky free summer

A summer where a disenfranchised youth is free from the clutches of the evil babysitter known as Vicky, usually seen in the popular program, The Fairly OddParents.

Dude, my parents are finally taking me on vacation with them! It's gonna be a vicky free summer this year!

by IconicJV94 July 13, 2017

Guilt-free threesome

When your girlfriend sucks a wall-mount while you fuck her from behind.

Joe: You and your girlfriend had a threesome? Wasn't it awkward?
Todd: Nah, man. It was a guilt-free threesome.
Joe: Ah. Can't feel jealous of a dildo. You should invite me next time.

by Gert G October 8, 2013

Free tommy

How some British people would signal going to the toilet for a no. 2

“I’m just going to free tommy”

“To free a nasty little shit that’s been locked up”

by Dog breath 3000 October 11, 2018