weed

straggly plants in your garden or just a fun fun coping mechanism 😀

he bought me a weed plant and now I’m in love

by dumbhoewholoveskatebush😹 December 26, 2020

weed

a plant that can make you really happy also something that mixes well with sex

im so fucking weed out
will you suck my dick im high
lets have some sex

by ghettogal24 January 8, 2015

Weed

Oh god im on crack help.

That shit weed kush so good

Weeduojldfsahdawdmnnsmab dawdmn sad.

Im on crack
Johny: Yes papa
im on crack
Johny: yes papa

by xXGamerXxDimokVindictDeluxSkid October 5, 2019

Weed

1. Getting high to calm down or just at a party, there is also medical marijuana. 2. An annoying plant

1. People bought weed to go to party and get high.

2. Weed is all over my backyard.

by H is a funny letter February 2, 2021

alabama weed-whacker

When a male recieves head and the female gets some of his pubic hairs stuck inside her teeth and pulls them out as he cums.

John was getting some bomb head from Bryana until she performed an Alabama weed-whacker on him.

by PapiLey June 13, 2017

Weed heaves

also known as CHS or Cannabinoid Hyperemesis Syndrome, it’s when you take in way too much THC and start throwing up for hours on end, regardless of stomach contents or lack thereof.

I was up all night with the weed heaves a few hours after hitting some vape or drinking half a can of THC soda; idek which one it was this time.

by zealasquigs July 1, 2025

weed

The most amazing thing on this planet

I love weed

by Alex Peelcock October 31, 2021