damn daniel

the worst thing you can ever say to anyone ever.
If you use this you're probaly an awful human.

Random dude: Howdy partner, how you doing?
You: Damn daniel!
Random dude: This is the devils work!

by Sjommisslayer15 March 15, 2016

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jack daniels

Prime Tennessee sipper. Has a golden brown color, and the apparent consistency of water. Tastes like shit, but gets the job done.

I went over to my buddy's house, and then his parents left, and then we shot at cans with a BB gun, and then we put the gun away, and then we split a handle of jack daniels, and we sat in his basement for like two hours watching X-Files, or some shit like that, but I don't remember the episode, because I was drunk. Good times.

by underage drinker October 02, 2005

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daniel tosh

A skinhead looking buttmunch that strives off of climaxing in public. He thinks he is much funnier than he actually is, and needs to get off of T.V. before i put my dick in a blender. He has a job that requires him to do nothing but let other people find videos for him and read from a teleprompter. also the reason i drink.

"hey dude did you hear what happened to taylor?"
"no"
"he turned on the Tosh.0 by mistake and magic-bulleted his man meat."
"damn that daniel tosh"

by Taint Gobbler February 14, 2010

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Stormy Daniels

A brilliant female entrepreneur. Trump used to enjoy her company, but he now has Sean Hannity.

Tom: Is that Stormy Daniels?
Joe: No, don't be stupid! That's Sean Hannity! You can tell because he's on his knees licking Trump's arse!
Tom: I feel stupid.

by Notdevinnunes November 25, 2019

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