your dad screws his lads

Your dad screws his lads is the ultimate insult that the forefathers of the universe have bestowed upon man... use this wisely.

John: ur mom gay
Ella: ur gran a man
John: your sister a mister
Ella: ur grandpap a trap
John: *in agonizing frustration gathers the energy from the very air and 4 elements around him as it would look if he combined the universes too one speaks* your dad screws his lads.
Ella: gets banished too the hell of limbo and has every limb torn off of her body and looses her ability too see smell speak or hear and only has her hands too feel as she wanders the hell of limbo screaming in her mind too only die of her thoughts. The only thing she is afraid of is her mind.

by God himself the horsemen of de July 13, 2018

his mother gave him an impasse

Gave him a penalty or punishment

Grounded him

Gates him

Prohibited him from recreation outside the home

He looks uneasy

He was sexually touched in the park. His mother gave him an impasse

by Xixxioux February 18, 2023

when you hit his pillow

When you have sex with him

When you hit his pillow , you guys will become so much closer

by Gen gen October 1, 2014

Got his grown man up

Dunk on someone in basketball

Yo, some kid was gettin in some run on the courts back in the day, and he straight got his grown man up on some cat that tried to block his shit.

by medschoolghettoadvisor March 10, 2008

come out of his piano

A really hot guy...so hot that you wud like to stroke him ...and then while hes playning the piano, come out of it.

Id like to come out of HIS piano!

by kimsia March 29, 2004

Scoring on his Own Goal

A phrase for cumming on your dick during masterbation or beating the meat

When Dan was about finished jerking off before he was scoring on his own goal.

by kagz123 February 24, 2008

Let His Guard Down

Receiving a BJ

Mark Sanford "Let His Guard Down" with several women, but never all the way down with any women other than his mistress in Argentina.

by NickStone June 30, 2009