i lost the game

The game -

a person hears about the game and thus loses by thinking about it, they must then say (or shout) " i've lost the game" then everyone who hears and thinks about the game also loses. when someone asks about the game they are told the rules and then they are in the game.

there is one way to leave the game, which is to die without thinking of the game, which means they are not playing... (what?) so there is no way to win.

the normal reaction to someone saying i lost the game is to start swearing and punching the person for making them lose.

--- P.S i lost the game---

boy 1: I lost the game
Boy 2: noooooo
Girl 1: fuck you
Girl 2: whats the game?

i lost the game by I lost the game March 4, 2008

circle game 

as played in Malcolm in the Middle episode dinner out in season 2, it's a game where you have to avoid looking down and seeing someone with his/her hand in a circle below their waste. The opponent tries to trick you by saying something like "look a dollar" or is that your wallet down there" etc. If you do look at the hand formation of a circle, the person that tricked you gets to hit you in the arm as hard as he/she could.

wanna play the circle game? no ive had enough pain today after getting my ass whooped by some jock

circle game by weathrguy November 7, 2010

gamespy 

The most ignorant and selfish network ever in the Internet history.

GameSpy? Oh, yea GaySpy, bubye now.

gamespy by Mushroom December 12, 2003

Rape game 

A sex game where couple pretend that the man is raping the woman.
they often try out different scenarios of it.

John and kathy are playing the rape game.

Rape game by Deep blue 2012 October 12, 2009

h-game 

A Japanese Hentai PC game where you meet a bunch of girls, then have sex with them all.

h-game by KingTT May 28, 2003

lost the game 

Said when one loses the unwinable game,

origins of "the game" are unknown but can be dated back to AT LEAST the 1950's. the rules of the game are as follows

1) once you hear the second and third rule you are playing the game NO EXCEPTION!!

2) IF you think about you have lost the game, you must then forget about the game after 15 mins, if you think about the game again you have once again lost the game (and so on and so forth)

3) when you have lost the game you must announce to everyone else that is playing the game stating your losing status (i lost the game) thus making them think about and lose the game

this game must be handled with GREAT care as it will take over your life, there is no way around the game, you think about you lose, people stop trying to make loopholes...there is none!

mwahahahaha you are now playing/losing the game

Example one (as it is starting)

Erika: "did you see the number 23 last night, its obsessive"
Emma: "damn you i lost the game"
Erika : "oh hahahaha i lost the game"

Example two (when it is starting to take over your life)

Erika: "i cant belive its not butter"
Emma: "i cant belive i lost the game"
Erika : "i lost the game"
Example three (you are now completly obsessed)

Erika: "hi emma"
Emma : "i lost the game"
Erika : "i lost the game...."

lost the game by Erikie and Emmy November 7, 2007

alphabet game 

While performing oral sex on a woman, make letters of the alphabet with your toung and have her guess what they are.

I played the alphabet game on Suzie last night and she guessed every one.

alphabet game by DaddyDave August 28, 2007