by Phatred July 6, 2022
Get the Bingle fingeringmug. F: "Hey boys I heard you all got laid in Milan! Nice!"
T (crying): "I didn't get laid, I only had a finger of the Lorm."
T (crying): "I didn't get laid, I only had a finger of the Lorm."
by Leendert January 24, 2018
Get the finger of the Lormmug. When you wipe your ass from the front and use your middle finger to snag every last particle of poo.
Mark: What do you mean you wipe your ass from the front? What the fuck is wrong with you?
Mitch: Hells ya, I gotta utilalize my drag finger!
Mitch: Hells ya, I gotta utilalize my drag finger!
by plansant February 15, 2019
Get the Drag fingermug. The dominant sex move - where you control your significant other consensually with a finger up their asshole
Stacy loved puppets when we were dating , unfortunately I couldn't afford one , so I made her my finger puppet
by FuckedUpMind October 18, 2020
Get the Finger Puppetmug. Kitty Fingers is someone who loves his cat in a very special way. Not like a cat lady would but the kind a man would a woman, but with his fingers. He had to get 3 new cats in the past year do to over usage.
Man 1: Dude that man keeps coming in here and buying cats
Man 2: Have you not heard he plays with his cat's booty hole.
Man 1: serous
Man 2: Yeah! they call him Kitty Fingers
Man 2: Have you not heard he plays with his cat's booty hole.
Man 1: serous
Man 2: Yeah! they call him Kitty Fingers
by F0STY June 6, 2018
Get the Kitty Fingersmug. by Tip finger 101 May 23, 2018
Get the tip fingeringmug. by ILoveToSpooge February 1, 2020
Get the Clammy Fingersmug.