chris out

The act of cashually up and leaving

1.Let's blow this crackstand and get the chris out!

2.Dude i'm tired of this, chris out.

by Chris Lu November 14, 2006

Chris D'elia

A walking, talking thumb who gives zero fucks.

"Chris D'elia looks like the thumbs from spy kids."

by IsThatYourCrocodile? November 19, 2019

chris angel

Basically the Houdini (in which you spit on a girls back while doing her from behind, and then jizz in her eye when she turns around), except with two dudes.

Dude, I totally Chris Angeled my boyfriend last night, and he was fucking pissed.

by Chin0 December 24, 2008

chris martin

A form of dancing, modelled on how Chris Martin dances on stage when performing. It is slighly crazy, usually involving standing on one foot and moving all of your other limbs in spasm like movements. Very amusing to watch and can usually be passed off as drunk dancing

Courtney - "AHHHHH!!! CHRIS MARTIN DANCE"
Cara - "AHHHH!!!!"
<both dance Chris Martin style, nearly taking out everybody else on the dancefloor. Everybody looks then begins to copy>
Cara - "Looks like like our Chris Martin dancing was fair sweet aight?"
Courtney - "aight"

by avinrali August 10, 2006

Hot Chris

The act of taking a shit then making it into the shape of meatballs. then you place the shit meatballs on your partners face and act like she's Mr. Potato head
(giving her a shit nose,ears,mouth,eyes,etc....)

Me and my bitch were going at it in the sack when she stops and asks for a hot chris.

by Chris Paulos May 13, 2008

Chris|0l

a stuck up bitch

ohh i own u all faggots

Chris|0l

by da ownegeone July 4, 2009

the Chris breezy

when your meditating and someone unzips your zippers unbuttons your buttons pulls down your pants and give you the super wap gawk triple handed double fisted Christmas special top while someone else mortar boats your asshole while Chris brown watches

Connor got the Chris Breezy

by @jus.jonas January 7, 2021