chocolate fart

When you fart and some liquid poop comes. You then smear the liquid poop into your underclothes.

Dude1: Ah, dude, I just had a chocolate fart!

Dude2: I hope you're wearing underwear.

by deepspace10 December 4, 2010

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Chocolate Eel

The act of obtaining a chocolatey coating on ones dong after inserting ones penis into someone's anus after having given them laxatives, or prune juice.

Or, if your an unlucky Chinese fisherman: The act of falling into a container of live eels and having one swim up your ringer. Hence, A Chocolate Eel.

Man, you hear about that Chinese fisherman who got a chocolate Eel?

by Ziggapoo August 4, 2010

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Chocolate Volcano

When one partner puts baking soda and vinegar in other partners asshole, the the other partner shits out the now 'chocolate' volcano.

My girlfriends ass exploded when i did the "Chocolate Volcano" last night.

by douchebag mcchocolatelover August 24, 2010

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Chocolate Butterfly

The fecal Rorschach left on the cheeks of person blowing into a shitting asshole.

After the young Asian programmer fed the racehorse a bag of old Indian food, he wanted to get a better look at the horses twitching inflamed asshole and ended up getting a Chocolate Butterfly.

by BoJackson Khord February 25, 2009

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Chocolate Digestive

any man of African descent who has the ability to genuinely listen to a women and 'digest' what she has to say without having the ulterior motive of wanting to sleep with her.

Jason is a real Chocolate Digestive. He listened to me talking about my problems without wanting to sleep with me.

by Amthom April 24, 2015

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