Canadian Masturbate

The act of freezing ones foreskin to the point it snaps and cracks when one gets an erection.

"Don't pick a fight with me, or I'll Canadian Masturbate all over you!"

by Nacho Gomez October 09, 2024

Canadian Eggnog

A sexual act in which syrup and semen (cum) are mixed in a glass. Typically a whisky glass or shot glass, to create a sweet and savory flavor profile.

Tasha wouldn't swallow, so I made her some Canadian Eggnog and she's been swallowing every drop ever since.

by Mister Buttersworth April 02, 2022

closet Canadian

Literally anyone in Minnesota

He's from Minnesota. Their all closet Canadians

by FruitSnacks2 September 06, 2021

Canadian cuisine

Not fucking Ketchup chips, Kraft Dinner, or California Rolls!

You: What Canadian Cuisine?

Me: Not Kraft Dinner, California Rolls, or Ketchup chips.

by Don't get mad, get vlad October 06, 2017

Tasmanian canadian

When you decide you want to get freaky in bed and you take a bag of milk freeze it and when your partner is sleeping out it over there face and shit all over then and proceed to run it all over then while fucking them

I pulled the Tasmanian Canadian on my wife last night she filed for a divorce this morning

by Dragon ball slayer December 25, 2020

Canadian Horseman

A kind of rhetorical argument wherein the existence of a qualified object is mistaken as necessary proof for an opinion of that class of object

Have you ever met a Canadian Horseman that you actually liked?

by Sahbí Quesabe February 15, 2023

Canadian Breakfast

When you wrap bacon around your penis and pour maple syrup on it and a broad sucks you off

Vinny; When i went to Canada for the first time i had some broad give me a Canadian Breakfast

Joe: Thats the most canadian thing i heard all day

by Tarvish June 13, 2020