Californiaing

When it's supposedly raining in California, but it's more like a thick mist that blows, moves, and soaks you like rain. It's very pansy like rain.

Girl: "I wore short shorts because i thought the marine layer would clear up, now it's raining!"

Boy: "It's not even rain, it's like.. intense mist."

Girl: "Then why am i soaked?"

Other Girl: "It's just Californiaing."

Californiaing by SoCalDork October 5, 2010

californication

the act of fornicating in california

guy1: hey guys guess what...
guy2: wuzzaht maaan -.- duude..i am so...wasted *-*
guy1: ehhh ima gonna...ehhh wuzzah word...californication?
guy2: where at homie G dawgg g l k p minnow eh?....wasted *-* OOO YEAH UHHH THATS GOOD UHHH
guy1: -.- cali holmes

californication by Sawin October 26, 2006

Californiaphobia 

An unusual almost stifling fear of anything California including Palm Trees, earthquakes, surfboards and liberal thinking. Usually suffered by people in the Midwest and Southern states.

Due to Kentucky's Californiaphobia, I had to go through three extra steps to obtain my driver's license.

Californiaphobia by sfpaulie October 21, 2010

californian bath 

a californian bath is when someone sprays themselves with cheap cologne or uses dove body wash because they are poor. After the bath they take about 3 grams of white widow and put it in a vaporizer. Once they have done that they take the bag of the thc and inhale it. After inhaling it they then take some right gaurd and spray themselves with it and then go out to a cheap bar and pick up some hookers.

guy1: "hey man wanna go out to a bar?"
guy2: "yeah! yeah! let me take a shower first."
guy1: "nah man! We have to go now!"
guy2: "ok ok ok ok. let me take a californian bath and get high"
guy1: "narly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we can get some hookers after so they can suck my fucking cock and i can get HIV or herpies!"
guy2: "yeah.............thats not a good idea.
guy1: "i love pot! niggers! and hoes!"

californian bath by brooks :D February 8, 2010

The gummybear of candifornia 

Nickname we gave Arnold Schwartznegger. Its what it sound like he says. Plus i think it sounds pretty sexy. It amplifies the awesomeness of his name, even tho its not even possible to do that. I mean Schwartznegger... that has to be the biggest effin last name i've ever heard. Dudes beast too.

a-hole#1: Did you hear the gummybear's speech last nite?

a-hole#2: Yea sucked balls... he was better in terminator.

deuche#1: The gummybear of candifornia?.... Arnold Schwartznegger?

a-hole#1: duh, deuche-hole... jeez get with the program

The gummybear of candifornia by Holy $h!t look its -name- September 9, 2010

califorina sunrise 

when you are getting head you pee in the femails mouth.

ill piss in your mouth(califorina sunrise)

califorina sunrise by pouch monkey for life April 9, 2010

californian hamburger 

when a guy puts raw meat into the vagina of a woman with a fupa and the friction cooks the meat. then when he pulls out (you have to use the withdrawal method for this) he holds the buns to his cock and puts the ''mayonnaise'' (jizz) onto the bun. feed it to somebody.

my californian hamburger was well-done so i gave it to my brother

californian hamburger by woahtheretigerwoah3 November 11, 2009