8ft chip

A person of whom is useless, pointless and a waste of space.

Hey mate, do you know Tom? Yeah that bloke is an 8ft chip, fuckin dog cunt

by beangoth April 5, 2021

chips, man

Urgh! Women! They be messing with you.

Blokes 1: "My girlfriend and I just broke up."\
Blokes 2: "Chips, man"

by falate September 2, 2014

chip valentine

A real banger type party animal. A little hip, a little hop, and a whole lot of brownies. He is also hella jacked bro.

That chip valentine kid cracks me up. I swear I jebait him every time.

by Chip Rogul November 26, 2016

bbq chip

mmm chip
very much chip love chip s mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

give me the
bbq chip

by elliotlikesbbqchip June 12, 2021

Chip

Chip is an amazing gay friend, chip has great humour and cares for friends so much. Chip has never betrayed anyone and is so caring, Chip is married with Vera and has a child named Yeju, Jokes aside from the family part Chip loves their friends and is a sweet caring person <3

chip is a gay friend

by ang<33 January 18, 2022

Dessert Chips

Chips you receive at the end of a dinner at a Mexican restaurant. Usually because they fucked up. It also replaces any actual dessert you would have ordered.

George: "Hey Tom do, you want some dessert after these enchiladas?"
Tom: " No thanks, me and Christine have quattro dessert chips right here."
Nichole: <shakes head in stuns silence>

by IBeleiveinHarveyDent April 30, 2022

crush my chips

When someone either break,destroys your belongings or makes you upset.

Man!!! Why did you have to crush my chips?

by Sirdictionarysalots May 16, 2017