Child

Tommyinnit. Just Tommy.

The child is swearing

by Alastairlol April 11, 2021

Child

Well its basically Tommyinnit

Tommyinnit: Im not a child chat

The chat: CHILD

by GhostBurGoesBurr May 1, 2021

Child

A little fuck of nature who poops themselves.

oh i just pulled a child on the toilet

by ladog November 29, 2018

Aftermarket Child

A child where you are not the original owner but has a brought a higher quality of life to you like any aftermarket part to an item.

Hey Stu who’s that? “Oh that’s just my aftermarket child”

by thickness286 August 16, 2025

smart child

someone who procrastinates and leaves projects and test studying until the last minute, but then magically turns on 120% of their brain power to get everything done on time, and gets away with it because they still manage to get good grades somehow

the smart child who complained about bs-ing the test on three hours of sleep and their last fried brain cell got a 98

by on my last brain cell December 2, 2024

Natural child

Male version of love child

They had a natural child

by 459395 April 23, 2023

Astral child

A child that is born from a human as a spirit, due to them breeding with one.

(e.g. 'A god and human had an astral child together and he was raised by his divine parent in the godly realm').

by Diana Lucius DeCollis January 5, 2025