Candy corn

When your teeth are so messed up, and you cuss, and the teeth come flying out your mouth

I was talking to this crackhead on the street the other day and candy corn was flying out his mouth

by MFCD May 20, 2023

candy shark

most slayful candy boom sis shark in the universe (candy shark community members only)

CS4L

hey candy shark, shall we go to the muffin truck?

by Candy Shark Merry Perry May 22, 2023

Candy van

When someone arrives infront of your house in a white van and they give you free candy! I’m currently in the back of a van right now and I’m tied up and naked for some reason, but at least I get a Kit Kat bar!

Let’s go get in the candy van!
Last time I did that they tickled my butt, so no thanks.

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

Halloween candy

Something you can get if you go into the pedophiles basement on the amazing holiday we call hallo motherfuckin ween!

Want some Halloween candy? Your cute, you should take off your shirt!

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

Candy’s Can

A place to use the bathroom, a portable toilet served through various companies, one of the porta potty companies.

I need to use the candy’s can.

by Juneberry You June 20, 2023

Hard Candy

Slang for Child Pornography.

I was on the dark web and found some hard candy, now I'm going to destroy my harddrive

by Shomlomdooblie April 3, 2023

That's So Candy

When something someone says or does is so extremely sweet, it makes you say the saying, "That's So Candy".
Candy = Sweet/Endearing or Attractive

"He's so Candy".

"She's so Candy".
"They're so Candy".
"You're so Candy".

A boyfriend gives his girlfriend a handmade valentines card, she says, "That's so Candy".
A female is with her friends and sees a very handsome guy walk by, she says, "He's so Candy".
A guy is talking to his friend about a beautiful celebrity, he says, "She's so Candy".
A girl is with her best friend and sees a Senior Citizen couple holding hands as they are both pushed in their wheelchairs, she says, "They're so Candy".
You do something I find cute, sexy or attractive, so I end up saying, "You're so Candy."

by JohnyRabbit January 14, 2023