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Status Shots

When a guy buys a round of drinks for people he doesn't know to show the woman at the bar he's interested in that he has a lot of money. One must not actually have a lot of money to buy status shots, but one must have enough to pay for the round and be prepared to repeat the process to let people continue thinking he is wealthy.
Tom: Who is this douche approaching our table?
Dan: Doesn't look familiar. Probably trying to steal one of Karen's friends.
Douche: I'm rich and careless with my money! Who needs a drink?! I'm getting everyone a round!
Tom: I don't care who he is. I'll reap the benefits of his Status Shots before I tell him to go away.
by Dale Wholphin November 14, 2011
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grundle shots

taking a shot of your choice from the grundle of some dude
I was out n Motown the other night, and the next thing I know my draws are off and I'm laying on the bar as people were doing grundle shots off me; I guess they didn't mind the stench from the hot yoga sash I just came from.
by Frumpdidileeumpkiss July 10, 2016
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Cock shot

Send cock shot plz.

Okaey.

Thank.
by Elliot.Sven.Masson March 30, 2017
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Penalty Shot

Hockey term used by the boys when theyre out wheeling for the night. Usually occurs when the boys have a reason to grant the first shot at her to someone in particular on the team. ie - birthday, long cold streak, etc. Relates to hockey in that a penalty shot is a free shot at the goalie with no defenders against you or in this case the hottie at the bar.
Player 1 - "Hey boys see that broadski down the bar there?"
Player 2 - "Yeah bro shes a dime. But since its Johnnys birthday well give him a penalty shot."
by JohnnyRockets27 January 28, 2012
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Booster shot

Putting off the inevitable for as long as possible.
Procrastinating or looking for an excuse to delay making a decision or doing something necessary.
Based on the much questioned excuse used by the Western Australian premier to delay opening his state in 2022.
In that state it hit cult status quickly and became a sarcastic excuse given for apathy or to buy some time
"Sam have you finished your homework?" "No Mum I'm waiting for my booster shot haha"
"have you guys set a date yet?" "no we still aren't sure" "WTF? Are you guys waiting for a booster shot!!?"
"John any chance of you doing the rubbish this year!?" "yeh sure, soon as I get my booster shot"
"Typical tradie didn't show up!, maybe he was getting his booster shot!"
"Those doona dwellers in the hermit kingdom aren't going anywhere! Haha, cause They're waiting for their booster shots!"
by ATM4 January 29, 2022
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shot to the curb

Slamming dope for so long that you are most likely to be found strung out in the gutter.
Vanessa has been shooting up five times a day for five years. She is shot to the curb, for sure!
by Tomeofepi June 30, 2016
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Kiwi Shot

Before i explain what i kiwi shot itself is i must first say that Kiwi is a brand of shoe polish.

a kiwi shot is called such because of the brand of shoe polish that is used and a kiwi shot is when you kick someone in the ass so hard they can taste the polish on your boots.
He insulted me so i gave the guy a Kiwi Shot.
by Pandagog February 13, 2012
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