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by MistyIsDownBad April 20, 2021
An incomplete attempt at a satisfying shit.
A turd that snaps off prematurely, requiring excessive wiping that usually results in a clogged toilet, sloss, a raw sore asshole, a greasy unclean feeling the rest of the day, and ultimately skid marks.
A turd that snaps off prematurely, requiring excessive wiping that usually results in a clogged toilet, sloss, a raw sore asshole, a greasy unclean feeling the rest of the day, and ultimately skid marks.
I was so excited to have a satisfying dump, but sadly it ended in a bad break.
I gotta go and rewipe.. I had a bad break earlier..
Call a plumber, the toilet is filled with sloss.... "Oh sorry about that I had a bad break this morning."
I gotta go and rewipe.. I had a bad break earlier..
Call a plumber, the toilet is filled with sloss.... "Oh sorry about that I had a bad break this morning."
by Jt8d November 03, 2012
- ...that's the power that be!
- yeah! And I can tell you, I don't wanna vote for anyone. If I got a flag to raise, it is the black one!
- Wow! That's a bad talk!
- And that's a bad power, fella!
- yeah! And I can tell you, I don't wanna vote for anyone. If I got a flag to raise, it is the black one!
- Wow! That's a bad talk!
- And that's a bad power, fella!
by William Warney June 02, 2014
Shannon and Shannade
“Oh she looks like a clermont twin, yup she’s a bad bitch “
“Who are you? Who are we? We are that bitch.”
“Who are you? Who are we? We are that bitch.”
by BerryDollGlo January 02, 2018
Someone who is terribly bad. They don't have to be a man, they can just be a bad man!
Bad Men usually smell really bad, usually of soot and poo.
Bad men are usually the person you end up sitting next to in class, or on a train. You can really smell them when your so close...disgusting.
Bad Men usually smell really bad, usually of soot and poo.
Bad men are usually the person you end up sitting next to in class, or on a train. You can really smell them when your so close...disgusting.
Tom NOTON: What you want to do?
Sarah MATKIN: Nothing...i hate you!
Tom NOTON: YOUR SUCH A BAD MAN!
Sarah MATKIN: I smell of soot and poo!
Sarah MATKIN: Nothing...i hate you!
Tom NOTON: YOUR SUCH A BAD MAN!
Sarah MATKIN: I smell of soot and poo!
by TomNOTON November 15, 2007
The word Bad Asses ah yes one of my very favorite words. Bad Asses mean people who r kool like me of course.
by bad ass January 05, 2005
When a woman doesn't give you pussy. So you have to break out the spray bottle and squirt her pussy while saying "Bad Kitty" "Bad Kitty" several times.
At the bar the other night, Joe told us.... "Hey guys last night Ashley came over and I thought she was DTF, but she got ice cold. I had to Bad Kitty her till she was wet enough to give me some.
by Jeff Briggs April 26, 2013