someone who is gay and only wants dick even if someone is trans the breandon carmen whats real dick and real dick only
trans person who is female to male :hey wanna go on a date
brandon carmen :hell naw you have no dickkk
brandon carmen :hell naw you have no dickkk
by i loveeeee brandin carmen August 10, 2017

to be up creek without a paddle once again, to have the whole world in the palm of your hand and blow it for the 1000th time, to be a natural born loser, a figure of speech way worse than munsoned. Related to the sir name Brandon
by The Real Worminator February 8, 2025

Brandon nelzi is an obnoxious piece of shit. He’s a boring person with no intelligence whatsoever. He’s the one person in the friend group that everyone secretly thinks is annoying. No one likes a Brandon Nelzi
Brandon Nelzi is a piece of shit
by Фщвбфгурабгйоубв April 6, 2023

Brandon Draghi is a 16 year old kid that lives in eastrockaway New York. He is 6 foot and is a waste of fucking hight. He gets abused by his father on a daily basis. His mother used to tell him “NO MORE JORDANS!!” then punch the fuck out of him. His parents fucking hate him
by Big dick nicca🧛🏿♀️ November 16, 2018

by Lika mahdik March 14, 2020

A man packing heat, that no one else could ever compete with. He looks like a greek god, and pulls mad hoes.
by Audon October 9, 2019
