Bastian

À triggerd and salty man WHO has No life

WHO is that

I dont know à bastian?

by Dan holo June 6, 2017

beating the yee

When you have to floor the gas to make it on time you are "Beating the yee"

Person 1: We're going to be late!

Person 2: I know I'm beating the yee, we won't be late!

by Jestering pester August 11, 2017

bedtime gift

The good good before you go to bed.

Let me see that bedtime gift asked joe !

by Bedtime gift October 5, 2017

Beestig

Beestig bee-stig (adv.) means great, awesome, exceptional, crazy… along the lines of beastie.

Its origin stems from the Flemish language (a Belgian dialect of the Dutch language), where Beestig is derived from 'beest', meaning animal/creature or simply beast.

So, was last night as awesome as you expected it to be?
- Dude, it was beestig.

That guy's totally beestig, you will definitely have a good time with him!

by Rogervc November 10, 2017

bedtime paradox

A thing that you think of before you go to sleep that keeps you up to two in the morning, while you despise the thing that made you think it.

What happens when Pinocchio says his nose will now grow?
-Brought to you by Rayne Jenkins

"OH MIIII GOOODDDD" FRIGGING BEDTIME PARADOX

by Aberaham Lincoln November 18, 2017

Bedtime switcharoo

An Urge to splurge is when your beating your dick and the porn guy zooms in on thr guys dick like what the heck man

Dude last night i got bedtime switcharoo' ed
Damn I feel you

by Xwarm May 6, 2018

Bastillion

A large, usually exaggerated huge, and uncounted amount or number of anything.
There were a bastillion mosquitoes at the park yesterday.

He's like a Bastillion years old... He saw the first dinosaur roam the earth.

That David bag costs like a bastillion dollars!

by Jashimuddin May 17, 2018