AlaskanThugleNuts

Where you fart on a old or young man’s balls and Tip and scream Opa and get liquid shit on there cockstrix wal they look like a thug and wear a skimask outside riding it doggy on the snow

“I just AlaskanThugleNuts On this guys cock bro “ -DUDE NO WAY I DID TO I AlaskanThugleNuts him in the anal fartHole

by BiggusDickusJewBlackBalls January 26, 2026

Atlas' demise

A shit so vile it makes a hole in the ground, makes it way down to the bottom of earth and eventually falling in the head of atlas , kills him instantly.

John-Hey man stay away from the shitter , i just dropped the atlas' demise
Mike -That's the good shit man !!

by Uncle_asscrack January 30, 2026

Alaskan Fruit Ninja

The Alaskan fruit ninja is the art of shooting a load of semen into the air and then trying to cut it as many times as possible. Preferably with a katana or any samurai sword.

Jaxon and I played a round of Alaskan fruit ninja last night.

by Landyn Hill February 6, 2026

Alaskan Match

The act of you rub your testicles on another man's chest until the friction sets your nuts on fire

"I was with a guy last night and he gave me the Alaskan Match"

by Idk38837372728292 February 14, 2026

Alaskan Ice Fishing

When you gape an anus and pour in ice cold water and add a fish, where the other participant or participants try to fish it out with a small fishing rod with a small hook with a piece of bait then lower it into the icy depths.

I went Alaskan ice fishing with Carson yesterday.

by Jesussaintlord96 March 10, 2026

Atlas

The most special, kindest, funniest people in the whole world

Cairo: I love you Atlas <33

by SomeFurredNerd September 12, 2024

Alaskan Steambag

To shut in a bag, lay it in your partners chest, then sitting on it until it explodes. Usually used in a sexual manner.

Jenny and I were feeling a little drowsy doing it last night so I decided to give her that Alaskan Steambag to rowdy things up a bit.

by SkibidiSigma445 September 22, 2024